Greek Mythology (according to Uncle Zane & his tie)...
This is Daphne. Beautiful, but one of the less known figures of Greek mythology.
Daphne was being pursued by some guy and she had enough.
To escape this guy's advances, she turned herself into a laurel tree.
Upon further inspection, Uncle Zane concluded
that his tie is pretty neat -
but the artist could have done away with the
branch jutting out of Daphne's stomach.
Uncle Zane - you're the coolest. And your ties are pretty neat too.